Wednesday, November 27, 2013

If you're telekinetic raise my hand.

Just for laughs...

1. There’s a bunch of different crunches that affect the abs … my favorite is Nestle's.
2. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
3. The lessons in life are free, but they cost a lot.
4. A woman's place is in charge.
5. Well, my days of not taking you seriously are coming to a middle.
6. Build it and they will complain.
7. The most important social element in modern computer game development is probably still beer.
8. Happiness is the absence of striving for happiness.
9. I try to watch what I eat and yet my eyes just aren't quick enough.
10. She got her good looks from her father; he’s a plastic surgeon.
10. Some people are like slinkies not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
11. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
12. Two wrongs don't make a right, three lefts do.
13. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.
14. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
15. I miss my ex so often, I really need a laser sight.1
16. Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
17. Women's rights impress me as much as their lefts.
18. The practice of mindfulness may show you what is so. Further enlightenment will make you say, “So what?”
19. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.
20. If you're telekinetic raise my hand.
21. I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
22. Pet spiders are cheaper to buy off the web.
23. The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
24. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
25. Speed up your smartphone, throw it out a 10th story window.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

The Mission Begins

More on the next installment of the Galatia Series...

The hunt for the Blood Map is on!  Follow the last survivors of the human race as their adventures on Future Earth continue. 

Led by an alien artifact called the Seeker of the Four Winds, Josie, Lars and the Red Squad risk everything to save their people from annihilation. But with a demented warlock on the loose, and growing political unrest within their homeland, what will they find waiting for them upon their return?

Seeker of the Four Winds has been turned over to my wonderful editor, Josephine. After passing it back-and-forth several times, we are down to the final edit. Notice her name is the same as my main character’s. It’s a sign! That’s what I said when she joined the team. Does that make me superstitious? Well, probably a little.

The precise release date remains a mystery. The goal was sometime in January 2014, but it's looking more like early February . Keep watching this blog for updates.

Book Two of the Galatia Series, coming in January 2014.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Selling the End of the World

Just released in paperback!

Before the pandemic Red Wakeland was a successful used car salesman. After losing his entire family, he joins a town of survivors, where he finds hope and love in unexpected places. The future is looking up when he discovers who was behind the plague and why they're not through ridding the planet of humanity. Can Red sell the idea of hostile invaders from the stars and convince his neighbors to prepare for the end of the world...again?  

*Paperback will available at Barnes and Noble and other online retailers soon.

For your convenience, read a sample right now.